"so i’m guessing that you’re the girl in the relationship?"
well honey we’re actually both the girls in the relationship
that’s what makes it so gay
"True love is the best thing in the world."
—William Goldman, author of The Princess Bride
Trying to sleep the night before the day of your Paramore show
hahahah killing me
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought